During the weekdays, I wake up to fun little notes from "The Universe" (go to this site for more info- http://www.tut.com/ ).
I got this one the other day, and it's one of those things that makes you stop, think, then smile when you realize the truth behind it.
So, enjoy, and find the divine in your life!
If speaking to a spiritual novice during the darker days of human evolution, Emma, one might explain God, metaphorically, as if "He" were angry, testing, and judgmental.
To someone a bit more savvy, during easier times, one might explain God, metaphorically, as if "She" were always loving, nurturing, and forever conspiring on our behalf.
And to someone on the verge of a total breakthrough, during the latter days of human evolution, one might explain God by asking them to turn up the music, take off their shoes, walk in the grass, unleash the dogs, free the canary, catch a breeze, ride a wave, dance every day, get up early, take a nap, stay out late, eat chocolate, feel the love, give stuff away, earn it back, give some more, and laugh.... Really.